Hero Dog's Barking Saves Family From Certain Disaster

Over the last several years, Mayflower's barking has saved her family from certain death or great bodily harm. Her barking has scared off the stalker mailman, who stops by every day to suspiciously tamper with the strange box by the street. She has also frieghtened away 25 different Amazon delivery drivers, 12 UPS men, 3 DHL drivers, and one confused FedEx worker. Her heroic barking has saved her family from torture and disfigurement by thousands of squirrels , tens of thousands of cars, countless rabbits and handfuls of innocent human sidewalk users.

Living creatures are not the only threat that Miss MayMay had defended her beloved family against. Random trash that has been left behind by the garbage truck, including one particularily suspicious looking plastic bag, all have been thwarted by her intimidating, yet adorable bark.

Her family remains ungrateful though. All they ever say is "It's just elderly mrs. Thompson walking to the park", or "Do you even Know what your are barking at?" Despite all evidence to the contrary, Mayflower's parents continue in their naivetae to the dangers that lurk around the corner each and every day.

"My family always tells me to 'Settle down' and 'Stop that racket' as if I'm not single-handedly saving them from a horrible death each and every day." says our heroic kanine when asked for comment.

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